Notes from the Bunker
                             Dispatch #1


     Hidden safely in my Anime-proof bunker, I've taken it upon myself
to coordinate the dispatches from the front in the war with the Anime
characters.

     Secure behind inch thick steel doors, I've settled in with my
Oglala Sioux harem, to wait out the fighting and, hopefully, record
whatever news I come across.

     As the 'Daughters of the Oglala Sioux Nation' feel more secure
here with me, I've naturally agreed to allow them to stay (providing
they obey my every command and fulfill my every wish).  Reluctantly,
there's no room for my wife or my dogs... sure gonna miss those dogs.
     Anyway, the girls: Scampering Fox, Sly Fox, Huggy Fox, Cuddle
Fox, Big Boobs Fox, Kissy Fox, Gotcha Fox, Sensual Fox, Lusty Fox,
Passionate Fox, Amorous Fox, and Do-Anything-For-A-Beer Fox; have
proven to be a match for any of the Anime 'warriors' who have happened
by.

     Some have tried to 'weasel' in on my good thing.  Richard Lawson,
having escaped the clutches of Kun-chan (or is it Kun-kun?), tried to
pass himself off as half Indian (native american, for you PC crowd) in
order to share my good fortune.  Noticing Kasumi had nothing to do, I
provided her with all the kitchen cutlery I owned and sent her after
'Lucky' Lawson.  I expect to report a 'tragic' accident any day now.

     Either the original Ryoga or one of his clones, attempted to
penetrate my security perimeter last night.  Before he could yell one
of his corny attacks, Lusty Fox stopped him with her famous:
Fortyfivecalibersteeljacketedhollowpointsemiautomatic attack.  I understand
we'll be eating pork for the next week or so.

     On the news front:
     I'm pleased to report Jim Franks seemed to have escaped the
initial attack of the Knight Sabers.  However, further contact with
Jim was abruptly broken and there is concern here in the bunker that
he finally got that 'Priss massage' he always wanted.  We in the
bunker wish him well.

     John 'Phd Wannabe' Biles and Travis 'The Professor' Butler are
missing and feared in Trish Ledoux's clutches.  'Lucky' Lawson had no
explanation on just how *he* managed to escape while the others
didn't.  Rumor has it Kun-chan could only 'handle' two at a time and
Richard proved to be the 'odd' man out, so to speak.  But I'm not the
type to spread rumors.

     Andy 'Panda' Skuse is reported holed up in Saph's basement. 
Supposedly they are working together on next month's FAQ, but you know
how these things are.

     Wyrm's been using his Tardis to rescue those ML members he could;
Bridget, Elizabeth, Shannon, Jennie, and Misa-chan. (Interesting
selection, no?)  Unfortunately, he also 'rescued' Happousai by mistake
and now has the little pervert running loose in his Tardis.  I
understand Wyrm-chan is running out of underwear and has become more
than a little pissed.  There is no reaction from the other girls but I
feel it safe to report that Wyrm currently has his hands full.

     On a stranger note, Kodachi and White Wolf have announced their
engagement.


     Gotta go now.  Lusty Fox just winged a panda and we're planning a
BBQ.


     - Greg
     (I'll stay on the air until the Fosters runs out.  
     Then you're on your own.)