The Quotable Homer
(Homer Simpson Quotes -- check out the Simsons links for more quotes)
"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man!  Which makes me the worman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed is strictly a comfort thing."

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Sombody Really Said This????
(Real quotes from real people -- check out the links on the left for more quotes)

Prosecutor: Can you identify the man who held up your store?
Witness (pointing at defendant): Yes.  That's him.
Defendant (leaping up): I should have blown your [expletive] head off . . . [pause] if I'd been the one that was there.

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When a man comes to die, no matter what his talents and influence and genius, if he died unloved his life must be a failure to him and his dying a cold horror.  It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure to the world.
-- John Steinbeck, East of Eden

Last Updated:  July 17, 2007