The Genesis Protocol - The Deleted Scene!

This scene appeared in the first draft of The Genesis Protocol as part of the novel's epilogue.

Readers of The Last World War will almost certainly recognize significant portions of the scene - especially considering that it begins all-but identically to a chapter I wrote for that book. Given that the scene in TLWW was intended as an homage to the Kevin Smith film Clerks, I thought it'd be fun to extend the gag into a different book, using the same basic setup and then going forward as the needs of the newer story dictated. You'll notice that the dialogue changes and certain parts of the description differ from the earlier version as the scene unfolds, and then things go completely askew.

Hey, I thought it was a nifty idea at the time.

Anyway - for what it's worth: The Genesis Protocol: The Deleted Scene

                                                                      


      
                   
     
                     












                                                   EPILOGUE


     3:42.  
          Looking at the clock on the convenience store’s 
     far wall, Brian sighed in mounting frustration. At 
     this rate, there was no way he was going to last until 
     six o’clock without choking the shit out of Jeff.
          I’m not even supposed to be here tonight, he 
     scolded himself. Why the hell didn’t I fake sick when 
     I had the chance?
	“Come on,” Jeff said from where he stood in front 
     of the coffee machines, wiping down the counter with a 
     sponge, “you know it makes perfect sense.”
          Leaning on the counter next to the cash register, 
     Brian shook his head. “Bigfoot was created by 
     environmentalists to combat logging companies?”
          “Not just one, but a whole colony of them,” Jeff 
     said as he finished with the coffeepots and moved to 
     clean the soft drink fountains. “Think about it. They 
     get genetic scientists to create these things, drop 
     them into places like the Pacific Northwest where the 
     tree-huggers and the developers are always going at 
     each other. 
          “Get enough people to report sightings, 
     footprints, all that shit, then they go to the 
     government and whine and complain that these creatures 
     are scientific oddities that have to be protected for 


                                                                      


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     study. The only way to do that, of course, is to 
     declare its natural habitats preservation areas, which 
     means, among other things, no logging. No new housing 
     developments or strip malls, either, which isn’t such a 
     bad thing. I mean, how many tanning salons and yoga 
     dens and take-out Chinese joints does one planet need, 
     anyway?”
          “That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever 
     heard, and that’s saying something considering the shit 
     you keep coming up with,” Brian said, dismissing his 
     coworker’s theory with a wave. Though Jeff had started 
     working here less than a month ago, it had taken him 
     substantially less time to become annoying as hell.  
          Before Jeff’s arrival, Brian had enjoyed the quiet 
     and mostly mundane atmosphere of the overnight shift at 
     the twenty-four-hour convenience store without a 
     partner, but a series of holdups and robberies at other 
     establishments along this stretch of Interstate 80 in 
     recent weeks had prompted this shop’s owner to assign a 
     second employee to the graveyard shift. 
          While Brian worked the main counter and handled 
     most of the store’s customers, including overseeing the 
     gas pumps and selling lottery tickets, Jeff took care 
     of the store’s small deli and video rental departments, 
     which went all but ignored during the overnight hours. 
     In this capacity he dispensed movies along with hot 
     dogs and pizza slices, all packaged with his own 
     peculiar and oftentimes irritating viewpoint on 
     whatever topic tickled his fancy on a given night.
          The conspiracy theories had started out simple and 
     even amusing at first, with the usual topics that Brian 
     had already heard about, such as the JFK assassinations 
     or the Moon landings being faked or some other such 
     crap. If nothing else, the lively conversations that 
     often ensued when Jeff revealed one of his theories 
     helped to while away the early morning hours.
          The fun had faded quickly as Jeff’s outlandish 
     speculations branched out to include everything from 
     the government kidnapping innocent people they 
     suspected of being terrorists to aliens trying to 
     control the populace by masking hypnotic messages in 
     the soundtracks of pornographic movies.



   

                                       THE GENESIS PROTOCOL           


          “Of course, the reason that hasn’t worked is 
     because the aliens don’t realize that everybody fast
     forwards through most pornos,” Jeff proclaimed one 
     memorable Saturday night.    
          Having finished cleaning up the store’s 
     self-service beverage area, Jeff moved toward the line 
     of coolers along the store’s far wall, stopping long 
     enough to retrieve a pint-sized container of chocolate 
     milk. 
          “I thought Bigfoot was a robot created by aliens 
     to keep hikers away from where they were hiding in the 
     mountains or something.”
          Offering a disgusted frown, Jeff shook his head. 
     “You watch too much television, dude,” he said as he 
     twisted the cap from the plastic milk bottle. Moving 
     back behind the counter, he paused at the magazine 
     racks and helped himself to one of the new issues of 
     Hustler that had arrived earlier in the day.
          “Think about it,” he continued. “All the stories 
     you heard about Bigfoot in the 1920s and 30s are 
     bullshit, but there’s enough there for the Sierra 
     Club or some other group to take and use as the 
     foundation for a massive disinformation campaign. The 
     whole thing takes years to put together and execute. 
     They’re the ones who provide the pictures and movie 
     footage we’ve seen. Remember that film the guy shot in   
     the 60s? You know, the one with Bigfoot walking away
     from the camera? That was them.”
          Rubbing his temples with his fingers, Brian said, 
     “That was a hoax, dumbass. The guy who did the make-up 
     for the original Planet of the Apes movie was 
     behind that. I read it in the paper years ago.”
          “Ah, you’ve fallen for the clever ruse, just like 
     thousands before you,” Jeff countered as he made his 
     way back to the front of the store. “They put out that 
     hoax rumor to throw people off the track of the real 
     proof that Bigfoot is all their baby.”
          “Where do you get this shit?”
          “The Internet, mostly,” Jeff said without looking 
     up from the centerfold of Hustler’s Honey of the 
     Month. “The truth is out there, dude. It’s amazing what 
     you can find if you know where to look.”



                                                                      


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          Ignoring Jeff’s reply, Brian rolled his eyes as he 
     moved from behind the counter. He needed a cigarette, he 
     decided. Patting his pockets, he remembered that he had 
     already smoked his last one an hour or so earlier. 
          Fuck me.
          He grabbed a pack of Marlboros from the dispenser 
     over the cash register, making a mental note to pay for 
     the cigarettes later. “I’ll be out back if you need me,” 
     he called over his shoulder as he headed for the back 
     door. 
          Waiting for him were two garbage bags, situated in 
     the narrow hallway and blocking his path. One of the bags 
     had torn and allowed a vile brown liquid to leak onto the 
     floor.
          “Jeff!” he shouted back into the store, hoping 
     against hope that some of his damn Bigfoot buddies would 
     show up and pound him into a meatball. “Get a mop and 
     clean this shit up, huh?”
          Grabbing a bag in each hand, Brian kicked at the 
     door and let it swing open. He stepped outside into the 
     predawn darkness, leaving a nasty brown trail behind him 
     as he crossed the gravel and dirt parking lot to where 
     the garbage dumpster sat, protected from the whims of 
     evil garbage thieves and illegal dumpers by a perimeter 
     of less than formidable chain-link fence. 
          Rather than unlock the fence’s gate to give him 
     access to the dumpster, Brian tossed first one bag and 
     then the other over the six-foot barrier, foul dark 
     liquid arcing across the pavement and splashing across 
     the fence. Some of it spattered the legs of his khaki 
     cargo pants, eliciting yet another stream of profanity.
          Shaking his head in disgust, Brian reached into his 
     pockets to extract his lighter and the recently-acquired 
     pack of cigarettes. Firing up a Marlboro, he drew the 
     initial drag of smoke deep into his lungs, savoring the 
     taste of the nicotine-laden tobacco. Of course he knew 
     the cigarettes were bad for him and he had tried to cut 
     down. He could honestly say that he only smoked during 
     work these days, which he chalked up to being nothing 
     more than a defense mechanism against beating Jeff with 
     a baseball bat.
          Pray I never quit, asshole.



   

                                       THE GENESIS PROTOCOL           


          Brian was taking another drag when something 
     moved out in the open field behind the store. He 
     figured it was a stray dog or perhaps a coyote, 
     wandering the night desert in search of some luckless 
     animal that might serve as dinner. Its eyes glowed a 
     pale orange thanks to the feeble illumination offered 
     by the lone streetlamp near the edge of the parking 
     lot.
          Whatever it was, it was moving toward him.



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